Click to enlargeAll-Metal Fan

The central air-conditioning systems found in so many offices today are, in our opinion, a mixed blessing. As well as circulating the air, they chill it, denying employees the natural, healthful effects of perspiration, and encouraging managers to work long hours during the summer, when they should, in the natural course of things, be on holiday in the mountains or by the sea.

Your grandfather knew that the best way to cool an office was with good, old-fashioned fans. We think our fan is one he would have approved of. Unlike the cheap plastic fans found in most stores today, our classic fan boasts an all-metal construction. The viciously sharp metal fan blade can be used to trim cigars, shred sensitive documents, and in the hands of an expert, even sharpen pencils.



Availability: Usually ships the same business day.

FN-860$98.95
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