Employees nowadays are supposed to be "empowered". Well, well, well. You can imagine how we at Acme Traditionals feel about that item of namby-pamby eyewash. The present fad for consensus is embodied in the design of most telephones, which carry conversations in both directions, using twice as many components as necessary, and exposing the manager to the risk of being questioned or contradicted by his subordinates. The former is wasteful, and the latter, unthinkable. We feel that the Acme One-Way Telephone is an elegant solution. After all, if your employees know your wishes, what more do they need to know? Availability: Usually ships the same business day. PH-911$129.95 In the unlikely event that you haven't realized it yet, this site is a work of fiction. We made it to show what you can do with Yahoo! Store. If you already had the text and images, you could create this site in about an hour.