Do you feel that you get enough respect from the people you encounter every day? Probably not. Isn't it time you got the respect you deserve? Our sheriff's kit is the solution: - Intimidate your neighbors. - Make citizen's arrests. - Bring wayward children to heel. After you've tasted the flavor of authority that it brings to your life, you'll wonder how you ever got along without it. |
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| Handcuffs Our handcuffs are amazingly versatile. There are as many uses for them as there are people to put them on. Bid on this item in Yahoo! Auctions | | Badge There's nothing like a big, shiny badge to give people the impression that they are supposed to obey you. Ours reads "Deputy Sheriff", but on days when you're feeling especially confident, you can put a little duct tape over the "Deputy". |
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| Nightstick (not shown) They call it a nightstick, but we find that they work pretty well during the day. Just the thing to keep by the side of the driver's seat. | ||
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